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Old 03-28-2011, 09:32 AM   #1
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Penis sizes worldwide: Yeah, there's a map for that

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches...size-world-map
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:34 AM   #2
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I always suspected that the bigger dickheads came from Brazil


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Old 03-28-2011, 09:43 AM   #3
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So when you were searching for "penis size map" did you use Google or did you use Bing?
Which search engine do your prefer?
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:00 AM   #5
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File this in the stuff I never wanted to know category. Drewpy should be happy with this thread though.
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:23 AM   #6
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Right off Google News front page, actually.

The page's maps wouldn't load in my browser. I just thought it looked like a funny article to post here, TBH, I only briefly scanned it since the graphic didn't load.

What's this about Brazil? Do we rank well on the map??

LMAO....
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Old 03-28-2011, 11:41 AM   #8
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Right off Google News front page, actually.

The page's maps wouldn't load in my browser. I just thought it looked like a funny article to post here, TBH, I only briefly scanned it since the graphic didn't load.

What's this about Brazil? Do we rank well on the map??

LMAO....
Apparently Brazilians rank pretty well in that regard. Not cream of the crop, per se, but none to shabby either (avg size 14.8-16.1 cm).
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This explains my good fortune.
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:36 PM   #10
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aaaaaaaaaand now we're REALLY into the TMI category...
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