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Old 09-23-2009, 01:54 PM   #1
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:57 PM   #2
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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"....so the brakes went out on me so I had to lay it down"
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:07 PM   #4
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:45 PM   #5
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Actually the line was "and that my friends is why you never use the front brake"
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:24 PM   #6
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Actually the line was "and that my friends is why you never use the front brake"
prolly didnt even have one
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:31 PM   #7
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I met a chick on a Harley that told me she had to lay it down once.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:10 PM   #8
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I met a chick on a Harley that told me she had to lay it down once.
I had to lay it down once, I went in to hot into a turn, and was too leaned over to get it back up so I finally gave in and I asked gravity if he really wanted to take over, and he replied "yes I do want to take over" so I told him, I'll let you win, but dont hurt me too bad, and he said "ok I'll be gentle", but I didnt trust him, so I asked, what assurances do I have that you wont hurt me, and he replied "trust me, I do this for a living", so I was all like OK. But then like the nasty ass hat he is he just flung me around. And thats why I had to lay it down.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:32 AM   #10
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I had to lay it down once, I went in to hot into a turn, and was too leaned over to get it back up so I finally gave in and I asked gravity if he really wanted to take over, and he replied "yes I do want to take over" so I told him, I'll let you win, but dont hurt me too bad, and he said "ok I'll be gentle", but I didnt trust him, so I asked, what assurances do I have that you wont hurt me, and he replied "trust me, I do this for a living", so I was all like OK. But then like the nasty ass hat he is he just flung me around. And thats why I had to lay it down.
Epic story!!
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