dumb people with jobs

[HurricaneHeather]

Okay, not all of them get jobs. But a frighteningly large number of these people get hired. I am probably so not supposed to this, but it's friggin funny!

Here are a few samples of their previous job history(all copied and pasted directly from their applications, no editing on my part):

Position Title: car-hop
Employer: Sonic drive In
Summary of experience: I worked for sonic off and on through out high school and in the end I knew how to car hop do drive thur and make drinks

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Summary of experience: I was a volunteer for the first grade class on bibel study.
Specific reason for leaving: Politics in the church became unberabel


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Position Title: HOME HEALTH AIDE
Specific reason for leaving: CLIENTS DIED

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Position Title: sorter and mech.pricer
Employer: Good-will
Summary of experience: ... I really loved my boss she was the greates ever.

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Summary of experience: i cook,bath,give meds, and suervise 4 consumers that have disabilities. so they are in a group home

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Summary of experience: Helped a lay pipe

Good times. Maybe more to come after lunch.

[CrazyKell]

What kind of jobs are they getting?

At least we know why the pipe layer is getting hired.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

What kind of jobs are they getting?

At least we know why the pipe layer is getting hired.

These are all for a Custodian position. I think it pays 1474 a month.

Originally Posted by Ninjakel

wow. really???

Do these people not use spell check???

I'd be so embarrassed, even to read those resumes.

These are just ones that know how to use a computer to apply. You should see the ones who have to bring in hand written apps because they don't know how to use a computer.

Originally Posted by marko138

It used to be that these kind of mistakes on resumes would land them directly in the trash can. Now, companies hire these fucks because they can do it on the cheap.

It's hard to this throat clearing thing over text, but these are GOVT jobs.

Also, this is in a teeny tiny town out in BFE where the only other employer within 3 counties is Wal-Mart.

[the chi]

Dayum, janitors get paid out there! They make more than I do at my desk job!

[marko138]

Originally Posted by The Chi

Dayum, janitors get paid out there! They make more than I do at my desk job!

Thats like 17k a year.

[the chi]

Originally Posted by marko138

Thats like 17k a year.

And sadly I am a well paid City Clerk.

Some people dont utilize the tools out there to better themselves. Many local agencies will help folks learn to do this stuff for free.

[goof2]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

These are all for a Custodian position. I think it pays 1474 a month.

Pay peanuts and you are generally going to attract monkeys.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by goof2

Pay peanuts and you are generally going to attract monkeys.

Well said.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by goof2

Pay peanuts and you are generally going to attract monkeys.

Why? Silly person, monkeys don't eat peanuts...

Sonic - Strawberry Limeaide mmmmmmmm

[goof2]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Why? Silly person, monkeys don't eat peanuts...

I didn't come up with the phrase, but it does lend itself to stronger imagery than "attract elephants".