Proof that Rap is bad

askmrjesus · 04-28-2010, 01:15 AM

A little eight year-old girl in the back of a highway mobile Volvo, flashed me a gang sign today. She was like a chubby little white Tupac, with a wig.

At first, I thought maybe she just walks around like that all the time. Maybe she stuck her fingers in an electrical outlet, and they just stayed that way.

But, no. She went out of her way to hike her shoulders up, tilt her head to one side, and flash those little sausage fingers with the authority one usually expects from someone who's done hard time. For a second there, I thought she might be getting ready to pop a cap in my ass with a Tech-9.

So, in a prudent manner, I ducked down a little and surveyed the situation.

Mom and Dad had that glazed doughnut expression that usually relates to listening to NPR. All Things Considered. Self indulgent jazz riffs. The footwear of ancient Rome. They were definitely not listening to the cap-in- your-ass station.

Then it hit me. The Volvo driving bastards had bored an eight year-old girl into a life of crime.

It was only a matter of time.

JC

Homeslice · 04-28-2010, 08:14 AM

You sure she wasn't asking you to give her the shocker?

askmrjesus · 04-28-2010, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

You sure she wasn't asking you to give her the shocker?

You're the reason we can't have any nice things.

There, I fixed it. Happy now, motherfuckers?

JC

LeeNetworX · 04-28-2010, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Your the reason we can't have any nice things.

JC

Well at least you don't as dearly commit to your grammatical errors as this chap did.

Particle Man · 04-28-2010, 09:18 AM

Homeslice · 04-28-2010, 09:37 AM

Particle Man · 04-28-2010, 09:42 AM

04-28-2010, 01:15 AM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Proof that Rap is bad A little eight year-old girl in the back of a highway mobile Volvo, flashed me a gang sign today. She was like a chubby little white Tupac, with a wig. At first, I thought maybe she just walks around like that all the time. Maybe she stuck her fingers in an electrical outlet, and they just stayed that way. But, no. She went out of her way to hike her shoulders up, tilt her head to one side, and flash those little sausage fingers with the authority one usually expects from someone who's done hard time. For a second there, I thought she might be getting ready to pop a cap in my ass with a Tech-9. So, in a prudent manner, I ducked down a little and surveyed the situation. Mom and Dad had that glazed doughnut expression that usually relates to listening to NPR. All Things Considered. Self indulgent jazz riffs. The footwear of ancient Rome. They were definitely not listening to the cap-in- your-ass station. Then it hit me. The Volvo driving bastards had bored an eight year-old girl into a life of crime. It was only a matter of time. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

04-28-2010, 09:18 AM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-28-2010, 09:42 AM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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04-28-2010, 09:37 AM	#6
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351