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Old 06-18-2010, 11:51 AM   #1
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Well the sitewide smoking ban has been implimented and apparently the penalties are harsh. Caught twice and youre fired.

Our secretary actualy walks out to her car and drives offsite to smoke then comes back. Wonder what they would say if I disappeared for over a half hr at a time esp if an emergency arose while I was gone.
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:54 AM   #2
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damn smokers, abusing the system for years.
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:59 AM   #3
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hope she's not smoking too many a day or she may never be there.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:04 PM   #4
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New hires in the Fire department are not allowed to smoke period. I think its a good thing as a non smoker.

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She should switch to vaping and then she could do it indoors, nobody would know a thing.
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:15 PM   #6
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She should switch to vaping and then she could do it indoors, nobody would know a thing.
Oh they would know, aside from this shes a little attention whore
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:18 PM   #7
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Oh they would know, aside from this shes a little attention whore
No they wouldn't. It leaves no smell. All she has to do is go into a bathroom stall and vape til' her heart's desire. You don't even have to wash your hands afterward....no smell.

Even if she runs her mouth about it they'd have to catch her in the act, which would mean entering the bathroom stall....which I think is illegal.
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Another reason I'm glad I don't smoke.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:09 PM   #9
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Another reason I'm glad I don't smoke.
Same here
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:09 PM   #10
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Another reason I'm glad I don't smoke.
you mean other than the freakin $6 a pack price tag?

cigarette tax imposing gov't and tobacco companies
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