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Old 08-29-2011, 02:01 PM   #1
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http://www.prisonplanet.com/barack-o...immigrant.html

uncle O that is....

Barack Obama’s uncle has been arrested and held as illegal immigrant


James Bone and Catherine Philp
The Australian
Monday, August 29, 2011

BARACK Obama’s long-lost “Uncle Omar” has been arrested for alleged drink-driving outside Boston and detained as an illegal immigrant, The Times can reveal.

The arrest ends a mystery over the fate of a relative that the US President wrote in his memoir had moved to America from Kenya in the 1960s, although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.

Official records say Onyango Obama, 67, was picked up outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham, Massachusetts, at 7.10pm on August 24. Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4×4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him. A report filed with the Framingham District Court said that a breathalyser at the police station registered his blood alcohol at 0.14mg/100ml of blood, above the state limit of 0.08mg.

According to a local newspaper, Mr Obama was charged with driving under the influence and driving to endanger, as well as failing to use a turn signal. He was detained as an illegal immigrant because the US Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement has an outstanding warrant for him because he was previously ordered to be deported to Kenya.
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Old 08-29-2011, 02:20 PM   #2
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Yeah..

Well....

Michele Bachmann's husband is GAY!
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Old 08-29-2011, 02:32 PM   #3
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prisonplanet.com. Alex Jones and his champions of justice strike again. I'm surprised he didn't try to pin a coverup on the illuminati or the Bilderberg group. I'd believe this story more if it was in Weekly World News and Batboy was involved.
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I have a half brother who lives in Brooklyn.
I've seen him once every 10 years after he moved out the house when I was 9 years old.

Everything he does in Brooklyn automatically reflects on me.
Same goes for any blood relation I have.
My Aunt in Arizona, who I haven't seen since I was 4?
She takes care of other people's pets therefore I like dogs and cats.
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Old 08-29-2011, 04:38 PM   #5
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I have a half brother who lives in Brooklyn.
I've seen him once every 10 years after he moved out the house when I was 9 years old.

Everything he does in Brooklyn automatically reflects on me.
Same goes for any blood relation I have.
My Aunt in Arizona, who I haven't seen since I was 4?
She takes care of other people's pets therefore I like dogs and cats.
But do they like white people?
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:23 PM   #6
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yeah, lol @ prisonplanet
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:38 PM   #7
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What if Obama uses his presi pardon on him?
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:41 PM   #8
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What if Obama uses his presi pardon on him?
what if he shows up and sings:

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:42 PM   #9
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what if he shows up and sings:

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
He would almost get my vote on sheer old school awesomeness

if he started doing the apache afterward, that would be fuckin amazing.
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Old 08-29-2011, 04:00 PM   #10
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In honor of prison planet article, I'm including the following video as a companion piece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQc...layer_embedded
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