I Don't Wanna Work!!!

Hondahugger · 11-10-2008, 05:03 PM

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Particle Man · 11-10-2008, 05:04 PM

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I don't wanna work...

I want to bang on the drum all day!

Hondahugger · 11-10-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I want to bang on the drum all day!

I want to bang................ oh never mind.

Corey · 11-10-2008, 05:07 PM

I worked as a grave digger. I really dug that job.

ericr · 11-10-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hondahugger

I want to bang................ oh never mind.

please...go on...

Hondahugger · 11-10-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ericr

please...go on...

11-10-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
Hondahugger Better Off Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Posts: 1,711	I Don't Wanna Work!!! 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

11-10-2008, 05:07 PM	#4
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	I worked as a grave digger. I really dug that job. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

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