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03-10-2008, 12:32 PM
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
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9 words women use :
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). < /FONT> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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03-10-2008, 12:32 PM
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03-10-2008, 12:34 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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Hold mah beer!
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That's actually 19 words.
still funny though 
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03-10-2008, 12:36 PM
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All of those are 100% correct!
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03-10-2008, 12:38 PM
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Whatever....
 
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03-10-2008, 12:35 PM
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03-10-2008, 12:42 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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Nah, I'm not prone to using that one.... admittedly, however, I'm guilty of the occiasional heavy sigh.
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03-10-2008, 12:47 PM
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More accurate than you will will ever know.
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03-10-2008, 09:19 PM
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ICON FTW!!!
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You hit the nail on the head!!
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