Can anyone tell me?

CrazyKell · 02-12-2009, 12:07 PM

Why does coffee make you poop?

neebelung · 02-12-2009, 12:08 PM

I've actually wondered that, too. Other caffeine just makes ya pee, but coffee has special qualities apparently.

Trip · 02-12-2009, 12:12 PM

I have heard cause it has to do with being warm caffieine why it makes you poop instead of pee. Like old wives tale about giving warm water to babies to make them poop.

CrazyKell · 02-12-2009, 12:13 PM

I never drank coffee until this year (still only drink half hot chocolate and half coffee) so I never really got the jokes. Now I really get the jokes.

xx CURVE xx · 02-12-2009, 12:17 PM

i got a pooper stopper if ya need

Best craps EVER... a couple cups a coffee... a "spirited" tard ride... get home and VUALA!

Archren · 02-12-2009, 12:27 PM

I think it's because there's more caffeine in coffee than most sodas, and caffeine is a stimulant.

I get the urge to poop after I drink Red Bull or Sobe Adrenaline.

TommyHotWheel · 02-12-2009, 12:39 PM

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02-12-2009, 12:08 PM	#2
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	I've actually wondered that, too. Other caffeine just makes ya pee, but coffee has special qualities apparently.

02-12-2009, 12:13 PM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I never drank coffee until this year (still only drink half hot chocolate and half coffee) so I never really got the jokes. Now I really get the jokes.

02-12-2009, 12:17 PM	#5
xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	i got a pooper stopper if ya need Best craps EVER... a couple cups a coffee... a "spirited" tard ride... get home and VUALA!