I met a great woman at the bar...

TATER · 03-21-2008, 05:21 AM

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

Amber Lamps · 03-21-2008, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TATER

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

Hardy,har,har!!! Stick to jailbait buddy!!!

DLIT · 03-21-2008, 07:17 AM

Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard.

Trip · 03-21-2008, 08:38 AM

nice one tater.

VatorMan · 03-21-2008, 09:19 AM

GearGrabinGuy · 03-21-2008, 09:24 AM

Id leave my teeth out for ya...

Vettezilla (Impala Balko) · 03-26-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TATER

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57.

What bar was this at was it "The Hideaway" aka "the Slide away" or "Dar Bah" I hear those are real cougar hangouts.

OneSickPsycho · 03-28-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Vettezilla (Impala Balko)

What bar was this at was it "The Hideaway" aka "the Slide away" or "Dar Bah" I hear those are real cougar hangouts.

I wanna find some cougar hangouts... MILF's FTW!

VatorMan · 03-28-2008, 11:15 AM

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I wanna find some cougar hangouts... MILF's FTW!

Aren't you in Cougar heaven? Florida-Home of the Cougars.

Rider · 03-28-2008, 11:16 AM

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Aren't you in Cougar heaven? Florida-Home of the Cougars.

Thats Panthers...

03-21-2008, 05:21 AM	#1
TATER Legend in his own mind Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MA Moto: CBR Posts: 58	I met a great woman at the bar... As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

03-21-2008, 07:17 AM	#3
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

03-21-2008, 09:24 AM	#6
GearGrabinGuy Been Around the Block Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Carbondale, IL Moto: '02 ZX6R w/ 110hp @ wheel Posts: 79	Id leave my teeth out for ya... __________________ ~Ben

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