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Old 12-03-2010, 09:27 AM   #1
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Default With Winter almost here....

... I thought that I'd help you Americans to understand how things work up here.


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Funny thing is, the first 4 are pretty much true.
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Funny thing is, the first 4 are pretty much true.
Yup, just put the BBQ away
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Yup, just put the BBQ away
True, but theres still an allstar game BBQ to be had, so its not over yet.
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True, but theres still an allstar game BBQ to be had, so its not over yet.
The NHL all star game? I live in the Toronto area. We don't have a team, so I don't watch hockey.
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Hey, I was present when they renamed Peel Centre Drive to Team Canada Drive, back in the 1970s, here in Brampton.
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Hey, I was present when they renamed Central Park Drive to Team Canada Way, back in the 1970s, here in Brampton.
Wow, your old...
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Yup, so old that I had forgotten what the original name of the road was and had to fix it

I was a cub scout, at the time, and they brought in members of the '72 Canada/Russia series team for the renaming.
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