Shit the right way...

OneSickPsycho · 09-28-2012, 01:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM

fasternyou929 · 09-28-2012, 01:44 PM

"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense."

OneSickPsycho · 09-28-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense."

It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...

I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.

shmike · 09-28-2012, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...

I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.

My bother keeps a foot stool by the toilet for this very reason.

I thought there was a small child I wasn't aware of living with him the first time I saw it.

VatorMan · 09-28-2012, 03:57 PM

You know, it did feel better when I dropped that upper decker at work the other day.

Adeptus_Minor · 09-29-2012, 01:33 AM

I've often wondered how to combine the concept of squatting with a regular toilet.
Seems like sound reasoning but, if you have a case of the green apple splatters, you want your bohunkus pointing into the toilet... not hovering.

That stool is a good idea, but yeah... you should be able to set up something suitable for less.

Apoc · 09-29-2012, 11:09 AM

Ill stick to shitting as I always have...

Rangerscott · 09-29-2012, 03:21 PM

This came up before in another thread. I've tried it and really didn't "feel" a difference. Hell now they're saying if you cut your dick off you'll live longer. I'm more worried of becoming a diabetic since people have been shitting on toilets for decades and living past 80+.

Homeslice · 09-29-2012, 11:07 PM

So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.

Smittie61984 · 10-01-2012, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.

Stanford man, it's legit. Someone's putting Google's money to good use there. Also you could validate it by studying what diseases the homeless DON'T have. Those weren't on the list.

09-28-2012, 01:35 PM	#1
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Shit the right way... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM

09-29-2012, 01:33 AM	#6
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	I've often wondered how to combine the concept of squatting with a regular toilet. Seems like sound reasoning but, if you have a case of the green apple splatters, you want your bohunkus pointing into the toilet... not hovering. That stool is a good idea, but yeah... you should be able to set up something suitable for less. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

09-29-2012, 11:09 AM	#7
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Ill stick to shitting as I always have... __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

09-28-2012, 01:44 PM	#2
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense."

09-28-2012, 03:57 PM	#5
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	You know, it did feel better when I dropped that upper decker at work the other day.

09-29-2012, 03:21 PM	#8
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	This came up before in another thread. I've tried it and really didn't "feel" a difference. Hell now they're saying if you cut your dick off you'll live longer. I'm more worried of becoming a diabetic since people have been shitting on toilets for decades and living past 80+.

09-29-2012, 11:07 PM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.