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Old 12-29-2009, 03:22 PM   #1
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She is expensive
She does not talk back
She cannot run away
She is young
When he is done, he can cast her aside.



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Old 12-29-2009, 03:39 PM   #2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78krbfy9hh0

http://www.projectaiko.com/about.html

Aiko's future abilities:

1. Facial Expressions
2. Make tea and coffee
3. Feed me sushi
4. Make simple breakfast: eggs and bacon
5. If I lie my head down on Aiko lap, have her clean my ears with a Q-tip.
6. Ability to massage my shoulders and neck.
7. Able to do print and write
8. Clean the windows
9. Dust the shelves
10. Clean my toilet. (I hate cleaning the bathroom, might as well have someone else do it for me)
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:45 PM   #3
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Of course, if this technology advances, it will spell the end of humans.

If you can get a fembot to do the housework, and function sexually, men won't even want to talk to women anymore.
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:20 PM   #4
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If you can get a fembot to function sexually, men won't even want to talk to women anymore.
Fixed!

Who gives a crap what the house looks like as long as no one is bitching to you about it?
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:29 PM   #5
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Of course, if this technology advances, it will spell the end of humans.

If you can get a fembot to do the housework, and function sexually, men won't even want to talk to women anymore.
Truth!

Remember these... About a month's take home pay and she would be all MINE!!!!

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Old 12-29-2009, 04:35 PM   #6
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What the Hell Paul!? Number 3 on Aiko's list is 'feed me sushi'? for real?? Cant they make it smell better than that?
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:53 PM   #7
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Free at last!!
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:58 PM   #8
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Whatever! You'll come crawling back, you'll see. Men don't have "biological clocks"....
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:05 PM   #9
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Nah, she's right. If this technology comes to full fruition, men won't want to talk to women anymore and they'll all probably either become crazy cat ladies, or turn to each other, and go gay. Either way, they can perhaps still get a hookup at a sperm bank, and have kids (women love kids), and they'll be fine without men...until something breaks...

Men will have no kids, no need for a woman, and a lot of extra money.

The human race may still survive, but everyone will have two mommies.

The first thing that came to my head regarding all of this was the old joke:

Why did God give women pussies? So men will talk to them.

With a Fembot, that last reason is absent.
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