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Old 02-01-2011, 08:54 AM   #1
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...and doesn't talk back. So much better than my ex-wife.



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Old 02-01-2011, 09:02 AM   #2
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well, she's got nice tits.
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:04 AM   #3
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Wat?
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:05 AM   #4
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Machine washable, or dry-clean only?

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Old 02-01-2011, 09:08 AM   #5
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At least she doesn't mind sharing
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:32 AM   #6
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NOW we've officially seen everything.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:13 PM   #7
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NOW we've officially seen everything.
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? So then, you haven't seen everything and neither have we...
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:33 AM   #8
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Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? So then, you haven't seen everything and neither have we...
AMJ took care if that in the last thread where you said this

Here it is again:

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...&v=BnJjuliUVI8
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:27 AM   #9
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:38 AM   #10
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Must be a powerful fantasy if it still turns you on even knowing that you have to throw the beach ball yourself.
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