F my life - Quote of the Day!

CrazyKell · 04-13-2009, 09:44 AM

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

I have SO done something similar!

ontwo · 04-13-2009, 10:49 AM

I once went to Wal Mart and picked up something that I knew would fit in my backpack. I got to the bike and realized that I didn't wear my backpack that day

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-13-2009, 11:22 AM

I've spent a couple rides home with food or whatnot crammed into my jacket cause i forgot i didnt have a backpack. Once it was a bottle of vodka for a party i was having at my house later that night... glad i didnt get pulled over on that trip.

z06boy · 04-13-2009, 11:52 AM

Well when leaving the adult toy store I think I would have deflated her and folded her up until I got her home.

I mean if I was in to that sort of thing...

Archren · 04-13-2009, 12:03 PM

Oh shit.

HurricaneHeather · 04-13-2009, 12:26 PM

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

Archren · 04-13-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

Necessity is the mother of invention...

Fleck750 · 04-14-2009, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

I bungeed two 30 packs on the back of a scooter one time. Cop pulled me over and asked if I'd been drinking. I told him, "Not yet."

04-13-2009, 09:44 AM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	F my life - Quote of the Day! Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML I have SO done something similar!

04-13-2009, 12:03 PM	#5
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Oh shit. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

04-13-2009, 10:49 AM	#2
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	I once went to Wal Mart and picked up something that I knew would fit in my backpack. I got to the bike and realized that I didn't wear my backpack that day

04-13-2009, 11:22 AM	#3
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	I've spent a couple rides home with food or whatnot crammed into my jacket cause i forgot i didnt have a backpack. Once it was a bottle of vodka for a party i was having at my house later that night... glad i didnt get pulled over on that trip.

04-13-2009, 11:52 AM	#4
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Well when leaving the adult toy store I think I would have deflated her and folded her up until I got her home. I mean if I was in to that sort of thing...

04-13-2009, 12:26 PM	#6
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.