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Old 07-18-2009, 03:16 PM   #1
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"An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the foundation of his house."
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:24 PM   #2
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:47 PM   #3
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Old 07-18-2009, 04:36 PM   #4
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Old 07-18-2009, 07:00 PM   #5
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Dammit Harry, when I said it was too tight, I meant it..............................
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Old 07-18-2009, 07:08 PM   #6
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"Honey when I told you to ram me with your wiener I don't mean that one"
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Old 07-18-2009, 07:11 PM   #7
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Damnit Honey! I meant cook the hotdogs outside on the grill, not in here!
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Old 07-18-2009, 07:43 PM   #8
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No really, I'll be gentle.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:25 AM   #9
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Just the tip.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:45 AM   #10
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Reminds me of my first time... No bullshit. All the lube in the world wasn't going to get the job dome. Then as a dumb ass who didn't know any better I put Vaseline on the condom.....I called my best friend and I told him what I did and he bitch slapped me through the phone.... Never use Vaseline on a rubber....
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