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Old 12-17-2008, 06:34 PM   #51
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I love it when a chick farts. Because once I hear one that means it's wide open for me from then on.

One girl that I was sort of best friends but FWB but not quite a full FWB but not BF/GF. We got to the point that we'd take a crap in front of each other without thinking about it. She'd be doing her make up and I'd walk in and drop a bomb. I was required to spray glade though.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:36 PM   #52
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I love it when a chick farts. Because once I hear one that means it's wide open for me from then on.

One girl that I was sort of best friends but FWB but not quite a full FWB but not BF/GF. We got to the point that we'd take a crap in front of each other without thinking about it. She'd be doing her make up and I'd walk in and drop a bomb. I was required to spray glade though.

Ugh, women are mythical creatures that neither fart nor poop!!! I am not listening to Smittie, I am not listening to Smittie, Lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalal
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:18 PM   #53
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No worries, dude. She only let you buy her dinner because of your car.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:20 PM   #54
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Just a little poot...to let ya know, she cares!
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:42 PM   #55
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:50 PM   #56
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:55 PM   #57
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:56 PM   #58
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:04 PM   #59
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There are things you can share with your friends, that you can share with your spouse.

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Old 12-17-2008, 09:11 PM   #60
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ahh porn, something for everybody lol
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