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12-31-2008, 11:29 AM
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now available w/o fish
Join Date: Nov 2008
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What a Dick
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/12...s-88-year.html
Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) Michael G. Dick, a Gresham, Oregon man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly entering the home of an 88-year-old woman in the nude, only to get a groin crushing surprise. According to Multnomah County deputies, Dick (yes, that's his real name) entered the home an 88-year-old woman through a sliding door. He then confronted the woman, who was still in her bathrobe, while he himself was completely naked. Investigators say the man backed the woman up into her living room and then pushed her, face down, into a chair. "Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, giving him a good squeeze," said deputy Paul H. McRedmond of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.
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12-31-2008, 11:35 AM
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The irony is so awesome in this story I can't think of anything to say about it. Two thumbs up though.
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12-31-2008, 11:37 AM
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resident gimp
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they just ran this on CNN...must be slow news day
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12-31-2008, 11:41 AM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
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He'll probably sue for sexual assualt.
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12-31-2008, 11:43 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
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ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch
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12-31-2008, 11:46 AM
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12-31-2008, 11:47 AM
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SMELL MY LEVER
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Texas
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how old was dude?...and an 88 year old lady? WTF?
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12-31-2008, 11:54 AM
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GILF! Older the berry the sweeter the juice... I saw this earlier today... She layed down some Granny Law! Good for her! |
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12-31-2008, 01:23 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
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Thats Just Fucking Wrong....
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12-31-2008, 01:26 PM
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Kawi FTW!!!!
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Miami
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Good going gramdma
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