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cuttle · 02-04-2009, 08:21 PM

why don't you just approach these kids, ask them to start a team and play agains your HOA kids???? If they have some kind of ownership (clean the place up together before you start the game) they may respect it better?

I knew we were right about avoiding places with a HOA

OneSickPsycho · 02-04-2009, 08:32 PM

Talk to your neighbor closest to the fields... On a nice sunny day, when the kids are trashing the place, sit far back in the room with the window open and no screen... Sit with a BB gun. Systematically plink each one of the kids right in the ass until they leave and never come back.

Homeslice · 02-04-2009, 08:47 PM

HOAs always have a few over-enthusiastic members, who remind me of the DMV/city hall secretary type. You know, no real power, but like to act as if they have it.

askmrjesus · 02-04-2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

HOAs always have a few over-enthusiastic members, who remind me of the DMV/city hall secretary type. You know, no real power, but like to act as if they have it.

Bingo!

Take a short guy with a Napolean complex, add a dash of douchebag essence, and toss in a sprig of dumbshit nazi fuck wad, and POOF! You have an HOA Commando.

I was stuck in Fort Pierce, Florida, for a few months, while the boat I crewed on was geting re-painted. The guy that owned the boat subletted a townhouse at an HOA controlled subdivision.

After a few weeks I got bored, so I bought a dual-sport to pass the time. The fuckwad HOA guy came to my unit and gave me shit about parking a motorcycle in MY parking space. I laughed when he told me I had to park it behind the fence where the dumpster was, and I asked him if his wife was parked there too.

Things went down hill from there.

JC

101lifts2 · 02-05-2009, 12:01 AM

OK...I doubt if your association owns that land, but just tell the kids to pick up their trash.

Tmall · 02-05-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

OK...I doubt if your association owns that land, but just tell the kids to pick up their trash.

That would require a confrontation that doesn't take place behind a keyboard...

101lifts2 · 02-05-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

That would require a confrontation that doesn't take place behind a keyboard...

hahahaha

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02-04-2009, 08:32 PM	#62
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Talk to your neighbor closest to the fields... On a nice sunny day, when the kids are trashing the place, sit far back in the room with the window open and no screen... Sit with a BB gun. Systematically plink each one of the kids right in the ass until they leave and never come back.

02-04-2009, 08:47 PM	#63
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	HOAs always have a few over-enthusiastic members, who remind me of the DMV/city hall secretary type. You know, no real power, but like to act as if they have it.