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Old 04-21-2009, 08:33 PM   #11
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You're looking at how it used to be. Now women divorce you and take everything, including your balls.
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:28 PM   #12
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Well, you know you can't trust her to drive the lawn tractor.
That's MAN work.
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Well, you know you can't trust her to drive the lawn tractor.
That's MAN work.


Just like I don't have the right plumbing for a liter bike?

Oh wait, yes I do.. my penis is well, nonexistent.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:31 AM   #14
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Just like I don't have the right plumbing for a liter bike?

Oh wait, yes I do.. my penis is well, nonexistent.
A bright red Italian liter bike, no less.
Yeah... you've definitely got it.
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