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Old 04-22-2009, 05:18 PM   #21
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A long time ago I read about a similar torture, except it was just one person. Staked out naked and had something sweet (I think it was honey, I can't remember) rubbed on them and let the ants and other buggies crawl and bite them for a day. Then they poured a alcohol all over him.
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my personal favorite, is sandpaper to their genitals, after using duct tape to rip every hair from their heathen bodies, after which salt water is poured upon their bodies. if that fails, childrens safety scissors and a threat of castration should get em to talk.

in the case of muslims, force them to eat nothing but pig meat until they talk. then feed em some more.
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Old 04-22-2009, 05:29 PM   #22
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Put the subject in a solo cell, with dim and indirect lighting. No windows. No bed. no fixtures, except a hole in the floor and a basic sink.

Pump in constant trance music at 100dB, from hidden speakers.

Feed him on a random schedule and vary the "day and night" lighting, so that there is no sense of time.

Leave him like that for about a week, then have a casual conversation about everything he knows.
We do that already, except it's not considered torture because it "leaves no marks"
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Old 04-22-2009, 05:38 PM   #23
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A long time ago I read about a similar torture, except it was just one person. Staked out naked and had something sweet (I think it was honey, I can't remember) rubbed on them and let the ants and other buggies crawl and bite them for a day. Then they poured a alcohol all over him.
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Old 04-22-2009, 05:44 PM   #24
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Strap subject to a table. Put a six inch piece of 2 inch PVC pipe in subject's butt.

Insert three hungry baby rats into pipe, and close with wire screen.

When he offers to tell you everything he knows, laugh and tell him you don't really care.

See, this is why I can't work for the CIA.

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Old 04-22-2009, 06:06 PM   #25
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I wouldn't toture anyone.

I'd get the suspect and gather up his immediate family.
I'd put them all in a room with a meat grinder.

I'd ask a few questions.

Then I'd tell the suspect that if his answers prove wrong, I'd motion to the youngest person who appears important to them and then motion to the meat grinder.


Then I'd laugh and say just kidding and have them sign a bunch of forms.
Each one stamped with a goatse.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:22 PM   #26
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I wouldn't toture anyone.

I'd get the suspect and gather up his immediate family.
I'd put them all in a room with a meat grinder.

I'd ask a few questions.

Then I'd tell the suspect that if his answers prove wrong, I'd motion to the youngest person who appears important to them and then motion to the meat grinder.


Then I'd laugh and say just kidding and have them sign a bunch of forms.
Each one stamped with a goatse.
you MUST know one of my friends.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:32 PM   #27
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We do that already, except it's not considered torture because it "leaves no marks"
Actually it is.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:48 PM   #28
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Eh I'm not really into cruelty. If I straight dislike someone enough to cause physical harm I'll just kill em. And their family.


The REAL torture is to not just damage their body until they die, which can be quite quickly from the sound of some of your methods, but to actually know enough medical information to keep them alive for a long long time to suffer as much as possible.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:01 PM   #29
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Actually it is.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:17 PM   #30
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I'd take a tatoo gun and a pig, drain its blood in front of the guy and give him a pig blood tatoo
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