Thought for the day - Page 2

AquaPython · 05-28-2009, 10:42 AM

no, but a large % of paper bills have cocaine on them

CrazyKell · 05-28-2009, 10:57 AM

It's funny you should mention this.

In Canada we don't have dollar bills so it's a bit of a novelty for us when we're in the US.

One of the guys at the Gap had a whole bunch of dollar bills and he held them up and fanned them for effect. And then I said "congrats...you're holding a bunch of bills that have been through every stripper in America."

Everyone bust up laughing!

Rider · 05-28-2009, 10:57 AM

I always wash my hands after handling money. You never know where that dollar bill has been. There could be boogers, feces, urine, sweat, saliva,...you name it. I'm not a germaphobe but human waste in any form freaks me the fuck out.

Rider · 05-28-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

It's funny you should mention this.

In Canada we don't have dollar bills so it's a bit of a novelty for us when we're in the US.

One of the guys at the Gap had a whole bunch of dollar bills and he held them up and fanned them for effect. And then I said "congrats...you're holding a bunch of bills that have been through every stripper in America."

Everyone bust up laughing!

Since you have dollar coins how do you tip your strippers? You play quarters and try to land the coin in their snatch?

CrazyKell · 05-28-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Since you have dollar coins how do you tip your strippers? You play quarters and try to land the coin in their snatch?

Well it's been a while since I've been to the strippers. I think people use $5's if I'm not mistaken. Or they have some dances that are toonie tosses or loonie tosses or something.

I don't know.

LeeNetworX · 05-28-2009, 11:20 AM

Another thought - tainted currency would be an easy way for a terrorist or psycho to distribute a chemical, dust, etc.

AquaPython · 05-28-2009, 11:27 AM

i think that was done in a movie or book already.

LeeNetworX · 05-28-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

i think that was done in a movie or book already.

Good point. The bad guys would never think of repeating what's already been done in a fictional story.

unknownroad · 05-28-2009, 02:20 PM

i never accept a bill from someone without sniffing it first

CrazyKell · 05-28-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by unknownroad

i never accept a bill from someone without sniffing it first

So you get a whiff of stripper ass?

05-28-2009, 02:20 PM	#19
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05-28-2009, 10:57 AM	#12
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	It's funny you should mention this. In Canada we don't have dollar bills so it's a bit of a novelty for us when we're in the US. One of the guys at the Gap had a whole bunch of dollar bills and he held them up and fanned them for effect. And then I said "congrats...you're holding a bunch of bills that have been through every stripper in America." Everyone bust up laughing!

05-28-2009, 10:57 AM	#13
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I always wash my hands after handling money. You never know where that dollar bill has been. There could be boogers, feces, urine, sweat, saliva,...you name it. I'm not a germaphobe but human waste in any form freaks me the fuck out.

05-28-2009, 11:20 AM	#16
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Another thought - tainted currency would be an easy way for a terrorist or psycho to distribute a chemical, dust, etc.