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Old 06-05-2009, 03:11 PM   #11
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It's the internet. Everyone has a 10" schlong, is proficient in 6 martial arts, buys all their cars and bikes at cost, and cashed out their stocks before the crash.
I know that.

I just didn't realize we were also required to wield a sledgehammer and baseball bat at all times as well.
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:29 PM   #12
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:17 PM   #13
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its another one of those moron magnet things really. I'd walk right up to him and smash it with a sldege hammer just for fun, then hit him in the face with a baseball bat for such retardation.
Man you really feel strongly about what other people do with their property don't you?

You once posted a thread about a custom tail you were making for your bike. I thought it was unattractive but I would never smash it for spite.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:18 PM   #14
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Aw I bet all you nerds would change your tunes if it were computers on that tank!
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:21 PM   #15
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It's the internet. Everyone has a 10" schlong, is proficient in 6 martial arts, buys all their cars and bikes at cost, and cashed out their stocks before the crash.
yours is only 10'? I feel sorry for your so
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:24 PM   #16
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but, why god why would you do this to an innocent bike?
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1205978206.html
Why?...because it's Philly. They do ultra gay activities in Philly, such as this.
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Why?...because it's Philly. They do ultra gay activities in Philly, such as this.
Sweet! You managed to post without calling me names.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:34 PM   #18
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Sweet! You managed to post without calling me names.
You're gay.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:57 PM   #19
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is proficient in 6 martial arts
I'm only proficient in 1, the other 2 I participate in, well, it just ain't pretty
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:26 PM   #20
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And here I thought it was impossible to get more electronics on a bike than Charlie has on his BMW.
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