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Old 06-27-2009, 06:36 AM   #1
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Another one of those 150+ horsepower tlr's i guess cause its yellow it does 200+ as well.
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:55 AM   #2
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don't post these joke ones in the FS section and whoever approved it for the FS section, don't do that either.
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don't post these joke ones in the FS section and whoever approved it for the FS section, don't do that either.
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:51 PM   #4
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that TLR at the dragstrip last night was having problems out running the GSXR 1K. was probably the rider though, he got out ran by the TLS.
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:33 PM   #5
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On paper it says they make 135hp stock.
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:27 PM   #6
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Its a joke? The guy may be stupid but could be a good guy to steal a bike from... IDK
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:47 PM   #7
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Ill take a used tlr over a new gsxr any day. One of the top 5 sportbikes ever made, IMO.. And 140hp at the wheels isnt that unbelievable with good pipes, filter, mapping, and the right sprockets.

If it was closer, and I had 4k, i'd jump all over that tlr.
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:02 AM   #8
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150HP is pretty easy with a full exhaust, filter, power commander and the do-it-yourself mods for this bike. Speed comes with gearing it up but top end was never what this bike was built for, so even I doubt it will out run a newer R1...besides, everyone knows, the Black Tillers are the fastest...



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Old 06-28-2009, 04:01 AM   #9
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if your talkin crank horsepower its not unbelieveable, hes saying rear wheel if im not mistaken. That would only cost about 4-6k in motor work. or a bit of nitrous.
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http://http://www.tlzone.net/forums/...e-numbers.html
Not real hard, its all about picking the right parts and maximizing efects. A stock Tiller made about 98 horses, a set of Yoshi lip ons made about 115...only 35 and the majic 150. A filter, map and less restictive air box put you right at the 150 mark.
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