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Old 08-12-2010, 03:27 PM   #61
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Dude don't let these guys scare you. Kids are a snap, you tell 'em what to do and they do it. They ask questions you give answers. When they get tall enough they can take over yard duties, wash dishes, and do all kinds of shit you hate to do. Why? Because room and board aint free motherfucker, you gotta earn it!

Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:20 PM   #62
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Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.
How much can you get for a kid on Craigslist?

I just saw a whole bus-full drive by.

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Old 08-13-2010, 12:05 AM   #63
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Congrats Tommy!

y'all figure out what caused that yet?
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Old 08-13-2010, 12:21 AM   #64
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My cat refuses to acknowledge my daughter
you know, somtimes i wish i would have used that philodsophy as well. LOL

kids are fun but man they will try your patience. LOL
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Old 08-13-2010, 08:07 PM   #65
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Awesome news Tom. Congrats, daddy. Ready for 18 years of insanity?

Hurry up and get that man space sorted NOW. You'll never have the chance again.

Also, if you want that advice on how to make sure you never have a tantrum prone child, hit me up. I can teach you a simple trick that will make sure it doesn't happen...but it needs to be done EARLY; like IN THE CRIB early.

Again, congratulations!
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Old 08-13-2010, 08:26 PM   #66
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Also, if you want that advice on how to make sure you never have a tantrum prone child, hit me up. I can teach you a simple trick that will make sure it doesn't happen...but it needs to be done EARLY; like IN THE CRIB early.

Again, congratulations!
Hit him up for the info. Although my wife and I don't have kids, well behaved kids are nice to see.

Temper tantum satan's spawn are a whole nother story......
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Old 08-13-2010, 08:59 PM   #67
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Congrats Tommy!!
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:40 PM   #68
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Oh my goll! Congratulations!

I don't believe in coinsidence so this was meant to be; don't think for a second that it was a mistake, even if it wasn't something you had on your 'to do' list.

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Old 08-13-2010, 11:48 PM   #69
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Dude don't let these guys scare you. Kids are a snap, you tell 'em what to do and they do it. They ask questions you give answers. When they get tall enough they can take over yard duties, wash dishes, and do all kinds of shit you hate to do. Why? Because room and board aint free motherfucker, you gotta earn it!

Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.
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How much can you get for a kid on Craigslist?

I just saw a whole bus-full drive by.

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18 years if he's lucky
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