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Old 01-14-2011, 11:54 PM   #11
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thats the crappy kind. she has completely different colored eyes
I dated a very hot, but completely fucking nuts bitch that had one brown and one blue eye. Never had a chick grab my ears and fuck my nose. Spectacular! I found out later she was beyond fucking bipolar...she had borderline personality disorder, and was a pathological liar, and a sociopath.

But ooooh boy, the sex? Insane as she was.




...and oh yeah, for the record; I'd let Mila Kunis fuck me.
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:56 PM   #12
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I dated a very hot, but completely fucking nuts bitch that had one brown and one blue eye. Never had a chick grab my ears and fuck my nose. Spectacular! I found out later she was beyond fucking bipolar...she had borderline personality disorder, and was a pathological liar, and a sociopath.

But ooooh boy, the sex? Insane as she was.




...and oh yeah, for the record; I'd let Mila Kunis fuck me.
i saw a redhead once with a blue and a green. had a boner for a week
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:17 AM   #13
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Here's a pic, then...this oughtta give ya wood:



BTW, should you ever run into her (I won't mention her name here) avoid this woman at all costs...trust me
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Old 01-15-2011, 05:01 AM   #14
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I'd like to see Mila Kunis does some action movies and plays a badass character. She did a bit in that weird movie with Marky Mark.
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Old 01-15-2011, 07:10 AM   #15
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Here's a pic, then...this oughtta give ya wood:



BTW, should you ever run into her (I won't mention her name here) avoid this woman at all costs...trust me
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Old 01-15-2011, 08:32 AM   #16
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Sorry, one dark eye, one light eye would freak me out.
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Old 01-15-2011, 09:02 AM   #17
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She has definitely gotten hotter as time has passed
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Old 01-15-2011, 11:15 AM   #18
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Have you guys seen that scene from Black Swan when she goes down on Natalie Portman?
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Old 01-15-2011, 11:22 AM   #19
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Have you guys seen that scene from Black Swan when she goes down on Natalie Portman?
YES! Friggin awesome...
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:46 PM   #20
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Have you guys seen that scene from Black Swan when she goes down on Natalie Portman?
No are there such online media to see? It may have to wait till I get home from work...
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