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Old 09-16-2008, 10:46 AM   #1
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You swerve to dodge a pine tree and its the air freshner on the review mirror.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:49 PM   #2
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I really hope you didn't do this.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:56 PM   #3
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I really hope you didn't do this.
Just for the funny. I don't have 10K hanging around for a DUI charge.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:15 PM   #4
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cool.

well, ttyl.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:28 PM   #5
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You know you're drunk when...

You find a wheelchair and pretend to be paralyzed so the hotel staff will push you around the hotel...while you have a beer in your lap.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:09 PM   #6
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or roll down the stairs in a wheel chair
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:15 PM   #7
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or when you find yourself in jail without any recollection where your cell phone or house keys are.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:49 PM   #8
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or when you find yourself in jail without any recollection where your cell phone or house keys are.
Haha, nice shot at Ceo.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:09 PM   #9
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I found the housekeys, wiseass.

You're getting a spanking.
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