Small breasted women need not apply...

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 01:25 PM

http://www.visordown.com/motorcyclen...kers/5854.html

Vietnam bans small-chested women bikers
By Visordown News
And we thought Richard Brunstrom was bad...

IN A BIZARRE move by the ruling Communist Party in Vietnam, all small-chested women are now banned from riding motorbikes.
Anyone with a chest under 71cm will be outlawed in a bid to make the country's notoriously hazardous roads safer.

The idea is to prevent people who are too thin, too short or too sickly from riding a motorbike, reports The Daily Telegraph. Suffer from an enlarged liver and sinusitis? Tough luck, because you're coming under the kosh, too.

"The new proposals are very funny but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke," Hanoi stockbroker Le Quang Minh said. "Many Vietnamese women have small chests. I have many friends who won't meet these criteria."

The average Vietnamese man is 162cm tall and weighs about 57kg. The average Vietnamese woman is 155cm and weighs about 45kg. Motorbikes make up about 90 per cent of traffic in the country.

the chi · 10-31-2008, 01:29 PM

What kind of BULLSHIT is this? Good gawd...

Shift · 10-31-2008, 01:32 PM

Other countries suck even more then we do?

Trip · 10-31-2008, 01:32 PM

TWFix rally in vietnam!

the chi · 10-31-2008, 01:33 PM

well thank gawd im not in vietnam I guess, cuz theyd have to throw my ass in prison, trying to take my bike away from me...

maybe its a secret push to jumpstart the plastic surgery industry...

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

What kind of BULLSHIT is this? Good gawd...

You don't ride in Viet Nam

How many do you suppose will be stuffin the ole bra in order to get a few miles in?? Wonder what traffic stops will be like now?

"Excuse me ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Can I see your license and registration and boobies?"

Trip · 10-31-2008, 01:36 PM

I want to be a trooper in vietnam. "Mam, let me feel those to make sure they are real and big enough to ride that bike."

the chi · 10-31-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

You don't ride in Viet Nam

How many do you suppose will be stuffin the ole bra in order to get a few miles in?? Wonder what traffic stops will be like now?

"Excuse me ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Can I see your license and registration and boobies?"

It doesnt matter if I ride there or not, its absolutely ridiculous, and things like this targeted at women irritate the piss out of me...kinda like many of the muslim countries and their rules regarding women...men can be so ridiculous and the brain washed women are worse!

I wonder how many women may actually start dressing more masculine to get by the rules...considering the nature of their society, i cant see the officers actually trying to "check"...

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 01:43 PM

The nature of men you mean...

Captain Morgan · 10-31-2008, 01:45 PM

Bwahaha, that's some of the stupidest shit I've read in a long time. Hell, they might as well say men can't ride bikes due to their flat chests too. I can't imagine this law having any teeth. Besides, women will just start stuffing bras to get by the law anyway.

10-31-2008, 01:25 PM	#1
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Small breasted women need not apply... http://www.visordown.com/motorcyclen...kers/5854.html Vietnam bans small-chested women bikers By Visordown News And we thought Richard Brunstrom was bad... IN A BIZARRE move by the ruling Communist Party in Vietnam, all small-chested women are now banned from riding motorbikes. Anyone with a chest under 71cm will be outlawed in a bid to make the country's notoriously hazardous roads safer. The idea is to prevent people who are too thin, too short or too sickly from riding a motorbike, reports The Daily Telegraph. Suffer from an enlarged liver and sinusitis? Tough luck, because you're coming under the kosh, too. "The new proposals are very funny but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke," Hanoi stockbroker Le Quang Minh said. "Many Vietnamese women have small chests. I have many friends who won't meet these criteria." The average Vietnamese man is 162cm tall and weighs about 57kg. The average Vietnamese woman is 155cm and weighs about 45kg. Motorbikes make up about 90 per cent of traffic in the country. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

10-31-2008, 01:43 PM	#9
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	The nature of men you mean... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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10-31-2008, 01:32 PM	#3
Shift Just a Noob Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Moto: 08 Green 6R Posts: 421	Other countries suck even more then we do?

10-31-2008, 01:45 PM	#10
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Bwahaha, that's some of the stupidest shit I've read in a long time. Hell, they might as well say men can't ride bikes due to their flat chests too. I can't imagine this law having any teeth. Besides, women will just start stuffing bras to get by the law anyway.