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Old 11-11-2008, 10:21 PM   #51
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very good analogy, and just like in bsaketball, if the basics aren't correct your not gonna be much of a player.

and you learn the basics of riding alot better on a beginner bike then an SS bike.

and yeah it's on every forum i visit, and stickied (by the mods for some strange reason, just like here) on every one, wonder why? vs your teachings of ????


so what kinda knowledge do you bring to the table besides your obvious wit and charm?

Yeah and you can't learn the basics unless your parents buy you a Lil' Tykes basketball hoop set and then FORBID you to play on the big boy court... yea,you'll be ready for the NBA in no time like that!

Of course,they sticky it,I never said the advice was bad douche-nozzle,I said the presentation is too sanctimonious!!!

Oh little ol' me? I don't know much of anything about...what you call them again? Oh yea motorcycles.... nope,I just started riding day before yesterday...
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:28 PM   #52
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see.. to me... even if you can aford it... it's still fuck'n stupid. probably why I still drive my 87 pickup around. shit I'm have'n a hard enough time convincing myself to buy a new 09 600RR... 10g's FUCK.

HEY! Didn't you read that wonderful,thoughtful and oh so well written post by his majesty? You shall not purchase any bike before he has cleared you for it's possession! You do not have enough riding experience to operate such a dick-missile,you are forbidden!!!!
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:30 PM   #53
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we whore EVERY thread... it's TWFix motto...
Beat it into the fucking ground BABY!!! Whore it until ALL the holes bleed!!!

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Old 11-11-2008, 10:35 PM   #54
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Jeez, Ed, at least attribute the original author (Matt Pickering). He wrote it for a site that was almost exclusively newbie riders, and it was pretty appropriate over there.
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:43 PM   #55
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Jeez, Ed, at least attribute the original author (Matt Pickering). He wrote it for a site that was almost exclusively newbie riders, and it was pretty appropriate over there.


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Old 11-11-2008, 10:58 PM   #56
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Yeah and you can't learn the basics unless your parents buy you a Lil' Tykes basketball hoop set and then FORBID you to play on the big boy court... yea,you'll be ready for the NBA in no time like that!

Of course,they sticky it,I never said the advice was bad douche-nozzle,I said the presentation is too sanctimonious!!!

Oh little ol' me? I don't know much of anything about...what you call them again? Oh yea motorcycles.... nope,I just started riding day before yesterday...

Tigg.. your back to your old form... take it easy on the guy...
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:02 PM   #57
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Tigg.. your back to your old form... take it easy on the guy...
I'm sorry! Someone pm'd me today and said I was "compassionate" and it just set me off!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:05 PM   #58
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That's just ed, being his charming self.

You'll get used to him, he grows on ya, like a fungus
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:11 PM   #59
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That's just ed, being his charming self.

You'll get used to him, he grows on ya, like a fungus
Is his smiley here? I didn't see it on the list.
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:14 PM   #60
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That's just ed, being his charming self.

You'll get used to him, he grows on ya, like a fungus
Yea we have one of those too...he thinks that NO ONE should ever be allowed to ride a motorcycle unless he's taken the MSF course!!! There is absolutely no other good way to learn how to ride!
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