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Old 11-11-2008, 11:18 PM   #101
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well fuck, I told him to go eat a bag of dicks.


Nothing. I will start with the porn tomorrow.




Oh, ewwwwww. Yeah, not my style.

Azoomm and Neebs can vouch for me on that
Porn is antiquated and not gonna do anything. Gore, on the other hand, will probably yield greater results. It's easy to laugh off a girl getting fucked by ten cocks in three holes. However, a muffshot of a girl who's been split open for an autopsy is a lot harder to dismiss.
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:22 PM   #102
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shoot, I though I was being a dick by posting this:

http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=299337
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:22 PM   #103
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Porn is antiquated and not gonna do anything. Gore, on the other hand, will probably yield greater results. It's easy to laugh off a girl getting fucked by ten cocks in three holes. However, a muffshot of a girl who's been split open for an autopsy is a lot harder to dismiss.
ahh yes... again... Goatsee...

or you could try linking two girls one cup...
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:23 PM   #104
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Clown pron?
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:25 PM   #105
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Clown pron?

Why yes, i think I will.

I'll take a xanax before that though
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:30 PM   #106
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I recommend 1guymudpie, kidsinasandbox, and femse (all nsfw if you choose to google). It's an effective start.
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:35 PM   #107
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the thread where stew admitted he was deleting thread has been... deleted
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:39 PM   #108
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I;m a night owl, so he'll be working overtime
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:41 PM   #110
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We need a bunch of night owls to stay up and post whore bitchin threads all night after this asshole logs off. Blow up the forum with posts in every category...LOL


HAHA! All three of us were posting at the same time about the same thing...hilarious!
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