Attention Customers

Corey · 11-14-2008, 03:21 PM

I'm happy to inform you of a new and exciting technology you may have begun to notice in your local supermarket. While the makers have done everything they can to have this product be as easy to use as is humanly possible, I see some of you are still confounded by it.

Friends, let me tell you about Glass, more specifically, the glass doors located in your friendly neighborhood supermarket in the frozen foods section. Now I know, it may be hard for you to wrap your luddite minds around such a concept, glass truly is a transparent substance. I can assure you, good friends, that what you are seeing through the glass is the exact same product when you open the doors. Fear not, for it is not a witch casting glamour on a wooden door to fool you into thinking you are reaching for frozen peas, when in fact you are reaching into the dirty asshole of a hooker. The food you see on the outside is indeed the food you will be able to retrieve on the inside. So fear not, there is no longer a need to stand slackjawed and stare vacantly at the food for ten minutes while you hold the door open, for the scientific mastery of Glass allows you to forgo the strain of holding the door open for prolonged periods of time.

Isn't science grand?

JARVIS518 · 11-14-2008, 03:47 PM

please tell us how u really feel

shmike · 11-14-2008, 03:58 PM

You're just mad because you now stand slackjawed and stare vacantly at the door for ten minutes wondering if it is really frozen peas or the dirty asshole of a hooker behind the fogged glass.

Truly, science is grand.

DIMford · 11-14-2008, 04:35 PM

Rsv1000R · 11-14-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

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I'm just thinking you're pissed you have to stand there and wait for them to get out of the way before you can restock it.

Particle Man · 11-14-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rsv1000R

I'm just thinking you're pissed you have to stand there and wait for them to get out of the way before you can restock it.

ouch

Corey · 11-14-2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

You're just mad because you now stand slackjawed and stare vacantly at the door for ten minutes wondering if it is really frozen peas or the dirty asshole of a hooker behind the fogged glass.

Truly, science is grand.

If only it were. It's a crushing disappointment to reach in hoping to be knuckle deep in a hooker, but only coming out with a frozen source of vitamins and minerals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rsv1000R

I'm just thinking you're pissed you have to stand there and wait for them to get out of the way before you can restock it.

Damn straight. How else will this fine country stave off the rampant problems of underfed bovine and swine if I can't get in their and resupply their slop troth?

11-14-2008, 03:21 PM	#1
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Attention Customers I'm happy to inform you of a new and exciting technology you may have begun to notice in your local supermarket. While the makers have done everything they can to have this product be as easy to use as is humanly possible, I see some of you are still confounded by it. Friends, let me tell you about Glass, more specifically, the glass doors located in your friendly neighborhood supermarket in the frozen foods section. Now I know, it may be hard for you to wrap your luddite minds around such a concept, glass truly is a transparent substance. I can assure you, good friends, that what you are seeing through the glass is the exact same product when you open the doors. Fear not, for it is not a witch casting glamour on a wooden door to fool you into thinking you are reaching for frozen peas, when in fact you are reaching into the dirty asshole of a hooker. The food you see on the outside is indeed the food you will be able to retrieve on the inside. So fear not, there is no longer a need to stand slackjawed and stare vacantly at the food for ten minutes while you hold the door open, for the scientific mastery of Glass allows you to forgo the strain of holding the door open for prolonged periods of time. Isn't science grand? __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

11-14-2008, 04:35 PM	#4
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JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	please tell us how u really feel

11-14-2008, 03:58 PM	#3
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	You're just mad because you now stand slackjawed and stare vacantly at the door for ten minutes wondering if it is really frozen peas or the dirty asshole of a hooker behind the fogged glass. Truly, science is grand.