*tee hee*

neebelung · 03-13-2009, 05:17 PM

Direct quote from the specs on some blueprints I received today at work:

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Penetration per blow may be measured either during initial driving, or during re-driving following a set period of time as determined by the Engineer.

Angee · 03-13-2009, 05:23 PM

THAT just made my day!!

MILK · 03-13-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Angee

THAT just made my day!!

No kidding!

So did the person who typed that see the humor in it?

neebelung · 03-13-2009, 05:33 PM

Seeing as it was an architect, and (as G-rex so astutely figured out) it's about *ahem* pile driving, I'm sure the author absolutely missed the humor in it.

Trip · 03-13-2009, 05:34 PM

Engineers have the dirtiest minds, we have all kinds of funniest as shit to spice up our otherwise boring work day.

Net positive suction head ftmfw.

smileyman · 03-13-2009, 05:41 PM

I would think redriving would bring maximum penetration...personally...from my experience...But you know I never take time to measure. Always more on my hands than I can handle by that point.

neebelung · 03-13-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Always more on my hands than I can handle by that point.

Wouldja like a hankie?

smileyman · 03-13-2009, 05:45 PM

How about a bath towel

Trip · 03-13-2009, 05:49 PM

We have a penetration room in the nuke plant, that's the official title how it's listed in drawings and designated by the plant.

KSGregman · 03-13-2009, 05:51 PM

Outstanding....

Nearly as good as the Hospital sign...

Family Planning

Use Rear Entrance

That one still cracks me up.

03-13-2009, 05:41 PM	#6
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I would think redriving would bring maximum penetration...personally...from my experience...But you know I never take time to measure. Always more on my hands than I can handle by that point. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

03-13-2009, 05:45 PM	#8
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	How about a bath towel __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

03-13-2009, 05:33 PM	#4
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Seeing as it was an architect, and (as G-rex so astutely figured out) it's about ahem pile driving, I'm sure the author absolutely missed the humor in it.

03-13-2009, 05:51 PM	#10
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Outstanding.... Nearly as good as the Hospital sign... Family Planning Use Rear Entrance That one still cracks me up.