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Old 09-17-2009, 11:59 AM   #21
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shit, it was on a piece of cardboard and you failed to set it on fire??
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:04 PM   #22
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Where are you that you found this? Country/state?
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:26 PM   #23
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You need a lead-filled house slipper.

And possibly, some sort of helmet.

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Old 09-17-2009, 12:44 PM   #24
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We have those here in Az as well. They can get up to almost 3 inches long (Not including the whip).
Doesn't sting, but has some sort of acidic type spray that smells like vinegar (hence the name vinega-roon).

Fuck with them long enough and they will pinch you with their claws, though.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:08 PM   #25
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OMG how could you all suggest such things, those animals have feelings and have just as much right to live as you do. Barbarians!!!


Now if some one suggested getting two of them to fight, well there's an idea I can really get behind!
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:31 PM   #26
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OMG how could you all suggest such things, those animals have feelings and have just as much right to live as you do. Barbarians!!!


Now if some one suggested getting two of them to fight, well there's an idea I can really get behind!
Come one now. Vick just got out of the big house and you want to start and insect fighting ring? Dammmmnnn man.

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Old 09-17-2009, 03:36 PM   #27
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Come one now. Vick just got out of the big house and you want to start and insect fighting ring? Dammmmnnn man.

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I'll just play the race card and use my celebrity status to leverage my way into a sweet plea deal.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:42 PM   #28
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I'll just play the race card and use my celebrity status to leverage my way into a sweet plea deal.
You are forgetting the Kanye thread, the black race card is invalid now. The white race card is now accepted everywhere in North America. Maybe we can apply for that one.

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Old 09-17-2009, 03:52 PM   #29
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You are forgetting the Kanye thread, the black race card is invalid now. The white race card is now accepted everywhere in North America. Maybe we can apply for that one.

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Old 09-17-2009, 04:02 PM   #30
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sure thats what you want us to believe
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