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Old 10-08-2010, 05:27 PM   #81
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Some 60ish year old fuck just started brake checking me as soon as I pulled up behind him at a stop light then he started alternating between rolling five feet and checking again, screaming out his window at the work van, and furiously tapping himself on the temple while staring at me in the rear view. At first I thought he was having engine problems, now I think he's a nutter. Or maybe someone who hates the company. I was REALLY hoping he'd get out and come to my door so I could smash it in his face and beat the shit out of him. Glad he didn't though I didn't wanna test kanemans theories today
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:11 PM   #82
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maybe she was avoiding eye contact because people were honking and she didn't want to get into it
Into what; the fact that she's a self-centred bitch?
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:12 PM   #83
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Into what; the fact that she's a self-centred bitch?
Sure. Go with that. That applies to just about everyone these days.
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:55 PM   #84
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Some 60ish year old fuck just started brake checking me as soon as I pulled up behind him at a stop light then he started alternating between rolling five feet and checking again, screaming out his window at the work van, and furiously tapping himself on the temple while staring at me in the rear view. At first I thought he was having engine problems, now I think he's a nutter. Or maybe someone who hates the company. I was REALLY hoping he'd get out and come to my door so I could smash it in his face and beat the shit out of him. Glad he didn't though I didn't wanna test kanemans theories today
I've had encounters just like this with other drivers. There is no sanity requirement to obtain a Driver's License.
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:52 PM   #85
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Some 60ish year old fuck just started brake checking me as soon as I pulled up behind him at a stop light then he started alternating between rolling five feet and checking again, screaming out his window at the work van, and furiously tapping himself on the temple while staring at me in the rear view. At first I thought he was having engine problems, now I think he's a nutter. Or maybe someone who hates the company. I was REALLY hoping he'd get out and come to my door so I could smash it in his face and beat the shit out of him. Glad he didn't though I didn't wanna test kanemans theories today
I had an old fart the other day that just braked like that. He would slam on his brakes real hard, then completely off the brakes and roll for 20 ft, then slam on the brakes hard again, roll for another 20 feet, and then finally slam his brakes to a stop. He had a sticker in his window that read "I slow for tailgaters". No wonder people always tailing you when you slam on your brakes well before you get to the intersection.
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:55 PM   #86
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I had an old fart the other day that just braked like that. He would slam on his brakes real hard, then completely off the brakes and roll for 20 ft, then slam on the brakes hard again, roll for another 20 feet, and then finally slam his brakes to a stop. He had a sticker in his window that read "I slow for tailgaters". No wonder people always tailing you when you slam on your brakes well before you get to the intersection.
seriously, i was in west philly in rush hour. im surprised he wasnt getting shot at
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:08 AM   #87
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I'm gonna go with the others that are saying you should have chosen a lane. You were giving yourself special treatment. Don't get pissed if someone else doesn't see something from your view.
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:38 AM   #88
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perhaps one should leave their home a bit earlier if they need to stop at the bank first to prevent any unforseen delays that may make them late for work. just a thought...
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:07 AM   #89
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I'm gonna go with the others that are saying you should have chosen a lane. You were giving yourself special treatment. Don't get pissed if someone else doesn't see something from your view.
Seriously, the thread that will never die. Yea yea I should have chosen lane. im an ass. The lady should have taken off my mirror to spite me. I should have abandoned my car and walked into the bank. Fuck feeder lines, im going right to a movie theatre window from now on. etc etc etc.

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perhaps one should leave their home a bit earlier if they need to stop at the bank first to prevent any unforseen delays that may make them late for work. just a thought...
I had to drive an hour and fourty minutes to get there, and I was there 42 minutes early. I have never waited longer than 8 minutes at that specific bank. I think I was there early enough. Odd circumstances.
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:12 AM   #90
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Why is it that women want us to listen and not try to 'fix it', but they are always first on the scene with the easy answers?
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