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Old 04-15-2011, 04:27 PM   #11
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God hates evolution?
God hates everything.

The guy's a total asshole.

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Old 04-15-2011, 04:30 PM   #12
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See, that's why I'm a Zoroastrian. I even drive a (Ahura) Mazda 5.
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:53 PM   #13
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See, that's why I'm a Zoroastrian. I even drive a (Ahura) Mazda 5.
Admit it. You just like it because you get a fire temple.

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Old 04-15-2011, 06:11 PM   #14
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Admit it. You just like it because you get a fire temple.

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Naw, I just like having a god of knowing where the fuck my shit is.

I have to admit, though, that the Sumerian stuff almost had me. Having a goddess of fucking and fighting appeals to my redneck heritage.
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Old 04-15-2011, 06:17 PM   #15
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Having a goddess of fucking and fighting appeals to my redneck heritage.
Well of course it does.

Why do you think she only appears on mud flaps?

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Dude, I think I'm on to something. Let's goad the Westboro idiots into going after Geico over this. It would be masterful, you have to admit. These cunts buy radar guns for cop shops and shit. Besides, the commercials are reason enough to fucking hate these fucking people. Government Employee Insurance CO.

If I had my way, I'd kidnap the lizard, and hold him in an undisclosed location, and make him do the voice overs for the Aflac duck, now that Gilbert's gone.

Insurance. It's all about the talking animals. Oh, and your money. They take that while you're busy watching all the cute animals.
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Insurance. It's all about the talking animals. Oh, and your money. They take that while you're busy watching all the cute animals.
I miss Marlin Perkins.

Sitting there in his den, with countless volumes of books that had never been read. His giant globe; un-spun.

"And here's another angle of Jim, being bitten by something in Africa".

Marlin had the best job ever.

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Jim should have put a bullet in his bleached-out head.
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