Win a free prize! The AMJ challenge: Part 1

[askmrjesus]

Ok, here's the deal:

On April 1st, I'll be launching my new website, www.askmrjesus.com (don't bother clicking on it, it's not there yet).

In the mean time, I have developed a comprehensive set of user challenges, to be used as content on the site, that requires little or no effort on my part. This is the first of 999 challenges to come.

This is where you come in. The TWF community gets dibs on being the first to contribute to my site.

To complete this challenge, you will need the following items;

A. A cat.

B. A cabbage, (red or green).

C. A video camera.

The first TWF member to post a video on youtube, that portrays a slowly rolled cabbage bumping into a sleeping cat, will be awarded a hand signed by Jesus himself t-shirt that reads, " I rolled a cabbage into a sleeping cat for Jesus", plus- cat sleep intervention by means of produce bragging rights.

The rules:

You must use an actual cat.

You must use an actual cabbage. Kale is acceptable, but lettuce, pomegranates, canteloupes, apples and the like, are grounds for immediate disqualification, as are all citrus fruits. Leeks may be considered, but how you would roll a Leek into a sleeping cat is beyond even me.

Judging:

Videos will be graded on lighting, direction, cat response, the lack of Metallica songs for background music, (I hate Metallica, so don't even try) and how many times the phrase, "Shhhhhh, Dude, don't wake him up" are used during filming.

Good luck.

JC