Today's Funny

CasterTroy · 12-17-2009, 05:27 PM

Two women met in line to the pearly gates.

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get numb & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband Floyd was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. I found him in the den watching TV all by himself.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I got angrier and angrier that I couldn't find her and finally I keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

12-17-2009, 05:27 PM	#11
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Two women met in line to the pearly gates. 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get numb & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband Floyd was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. I found him in the den watching TV all by himself. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I got angrier and angrier that I couldn't find her and finally I keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

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