I Hate My Life

[LeeNetworX]

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.