Jane Russell RIP

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by goof2

That is why you go back, pick up your younger pre-marriage self, then have that version of you bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

didn't you ever see TimeCop?

If I accidently touch my pre marriage self then thats it...kaput.

Plus what you are proposing is that I first go back to my pre marriage self and then then tell him to use the time machine to bang Jane Russell.

I then have to rely on that asshole to come back with the time machine so I can use it to go back and put the kids to bed.

This is turning into a whole lot of work just to get some sex.