Larry The Cable Guy Wisdom

OTB · 09-06-2008, 07:48 PM

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

A day without sunshine is like night.

09-06-2008, 07:48 PM	#1
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	Larry The Cable Guy Wisdom Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?' Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Remember, half the people you know are below average. A day without sunshine is like night.