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Old 02-04-2009, 08:21 PM   #61
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why don't you just approach these kids, ask them to start a team and play agains your HOA kids???? If they have some kind of ownership (clean the place up together before you start the game) they may respect it better?














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Old 02-04-2009, 08:32 PM   #62
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Talk to your neighbor closest to the fields... On a nice sunny day, when the kids are trashing the place, sit far back in the room with the window open and no screen... Sit with a BB gun. Systematically plink each one of the kids right in the ass until they leave and never come back.
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:47 PM   #63
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HOAs always have a few over-enthusiastic members, who remind me of the DMV/city hall secretary type. You know, no real power, but like to act as if they have it.
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:49 PM   #64
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HOAs always have a few over-enthusiastic members, who remind me of the DMV/city hall secretary type. You know, no real power, but like to act as if they have it.
Bingo!

Take a short guy with a Napolean complex, add a dash of douchebag essence, and toss in a sprig of dumbshit nazi fuck wad, and POOF! You have an HOA Commando.

I was stuck in Fort Pierce, Florida, for a few months, while the boat I crewed on was geting re-painted. The guy that owned the boat subletted a townhouse at an HOA controlled subdivision.

After a few weeks I got bored, so I bought a dual-sport to pass the time. The fuckwad HOA guy came to my unit and gave me shit about parking a motorcycle in MY parking space. I laughed when he told me I had to park it behind the fence where the dumpster was, and I asked him if his wife was parked there too.

Things went down hill from there.

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Old 02-05-2009, 12:01 AM   #65
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OK...I doubt if your association owns that land, but just tell the kids to pick up their trash.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:45 PM   #66
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OK...I doubt if your association owns that land, but just tell the kids to pick up their trash.
That would require a confrontation that doesn't take place behind a keyboard...
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:51 PM   #67
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That would require a confrontation that doesn't take place behind a keyboard...
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