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Old 05-26-2009, 07:15 PM   #1
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OH my god! Oh my god!

Oh.

My.

God.


I was sitting folding my laundry. I felt something on my back. Thinking I was just being silly, or that it was a hair, I didn't reach back.

Then I felt it again.

I reached back and flicked off a FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!!!!

Now my skin is literally crawling. Ewwwwww!
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:21 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:21 PM   #3
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It's those damn Canadian laundry beetles! Keep them up there with you! They eat one sock out of every pair in the dryer...
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OH my god! Oh my god!

Oh.

My.

God.


I was sitting folding my laundry. I felt something on my back. Thinking I was just being silly, or that it was a hair, I didn't reach back.

Then I felt it again.

I reached back and flicked off a FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!!!!

Now my skin is literally crawling. Ewwwwww!
I hear they're crunchy and taste like chicken...
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:52 PM   #5
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Oh yuck.
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:56 PM   #6
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It had to be Ringo or Paul.

I'm betting Ringo.

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Old 05-26-2009, 07:57 PM   #7
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we talkin like june-bug size, cuz otherwise it'd be weaksauce
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:00 PM   #8
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we talkin like june-bug size, cuz otherwise it'd be weaksauce
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Reminds me of the time I woke up in the middle of the night, thinking the cat was messing with me with his claws on my bare back. Reached around, grabbed what turned out to be a scorpion, and tossed that thing right across the room.
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Reminds me of the time I woke up in the middle of the night, thinking the cat was messing with me with his claws on my bare back. Reached around, grabbed what turned out to be a scorpion, and tossed that thing right across the room.
oh EFF that
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