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Old 05-27-2009, 05:50 PM   #31
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Ok, it's obvious azoomm hasn't seen this thread yet She's got the spider story to end all spider stories...
Is it better than FJRchick's squirrel story?
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:07 PM   #32
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Reminds me of the time I woke up in the middle of the night, thinking the cat was messing with me with his claws on my bare back. Reached around, grabbed what turned out to be a scorpion, and tossed that thing right across the room.
LOL that sucks...

I remember when I went to Arizona my frst time. My aunt and uncle were like "make sure you check your sheets before you go to bed and shoes before you put them on..." I was like why, bugs? They were like "NO, scorpions!" I was petrefied that whole trip. Then i was climbing out of the pool and almost put my palm right on one....
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:15 PM   #33
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You laugh.

They're coming.

It's like a scene from the Diablo games.
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:43 PM   #34
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Is it better than FJRchick's squirrel story?
I don't remember that one? Did she tell it while I was down there?
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:01 PM   #35
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I totally have the heebie jeebies now!!!
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:13 PM   #36
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I've had a couple in interesting encounters with camel spiders in the desert. One climbed around the side of the toilet once while I was in the latrine. Only time I've ever gotten up in the middle of taking a dump. Rough day, that one.
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:25 PM   #37
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OH my god! Oh my god!

Oh.

My.

God.


I was sitting folding my laundry. I felt something on my back. Thinking I was just being silly, or that it was a hair, I didn't reach back.

Then I felt it again.

I reached back and flicked off a FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!!!!

Now my skin is literally crawling. Ewwwwww!
Quick!!! Strip down, run to the shower and scrub yourself down really good. Don't forget the camera.

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Old 05-27-2009, 11:59 PM   #38
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big fucking spider and tiny minions. No jokes.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that. Spiders do NOT need minions!!!
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