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Old 02-26-2010, 06:01 PM   #31
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
We have already seen he has better taste than that. He will just mistake her for a toothless walrus(I do admit, I made the same mistake).
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Old 02-26-2010, 06:12 PM   #32
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We have already seen he has better taste than that.
Very good observation.
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Old 02-26-2010, 06:28 PM   #33
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ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar
No matter where you go in the world, if there is some fucked up story there is a link to Florida in it somehow.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:30 AM   #34
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:45 AM   #35
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I hope they find the shooter and he says he was aiming at someone next to her. Those nasty love handles would go from her hero to worst enemy.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:06 PM   #36
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No matter where you go in the world, if there is some fucked up story there is a link to Florida in it somehow.
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:46 PM   #37
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I hope they find the shooter and he says he was aiming at someone next to her. Those nasty love handles would go from her hero to worst enemy.
even if he missed it would have been trapped in orbit
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