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Old 06-03-2010, 12:40 PM   #1
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On my way to the garage last night to look over some leaf blowers vics dad wants me to fix and I came across this abomination trying to take over my porch


For refrence purposes I have size thirteen feet.

Started off with what was handy, windex and then weed killer. Didn't have much effect though it might have got it drunk. Followed that up with a series of progressively larger rocks which did a bit better didn't seem to be moving any more but In my mind I started hearing hicks from aliens saying "its the only way to be sure" fetched some carb cleaner and a brand and torched the suckers carapace until it was well fused.

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Thall shalt not suffer that which scuttles to live....or something like that lol
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:13 PM   #2
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So, you lent your magnifying glass out to a ten year old?

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So, you lent your magnifying glass out to a ten year old?

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Um even if he had it what would he do with it? Magnify the...moon light? It was night time stupid.
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Seems a tad over-complicated when you've got size 13 feet right there.
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:41 PM   #5
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Old 06-03-2010, 02:07 PM   #6
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Seems a tad over-complicated when you've got size 13 feet right there.
This was far past the size that I consider crushing an appropriate finisher. Open circulatory system you know?
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Old 06-03-2010, 02:10 PM   #7
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This was far past the size that I consider crushing an appropriate finisher. Open circulatory system you know?
What's a little arachnid blood on your sandal bottom?
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Um even if he had it what would he do with it? Magnify the...moon light?
I'm fairly certain New Jersey still has mornings.

People just don't have the patience to do things right anymore.


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It was night time stupid.
The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

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The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

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Old 06-03-2010, 02:48 PM   #10
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I'm fairly certain New Jersey still has mornings.

People just don't have the patience to do things right anymore.




The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

Okay.
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Pssh closet, most of that stuff was on the porch already. Besides I wanted it to suffer

P.s. any real sociopath knows you use a fresnel lens. Makes ants go up like popcorn
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