Blond Moments

derf · 06-15-2010, 06:47 PM

Whats your blond moment? Reason I ask is for no good reason I nearly dropped my bike today while trying to put down the right side kickstand

NONE_too_SOFT · 06-15-2010, 07:10 PM

thats just straight up fucking retarded.

Particle Man · 06-15-2010, 07:22 PM

doesn't "blonde" have an "e" at the end of it?

NONE_too_SOFT · 06-15-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

doesn't "blonde" have an "e" at the end of it?

oh snap. he must have grown a pair of tits too.

Sean · 06-15-2010, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

doesn't "blonde" have an "e" at the end of it?

Only if you're referring to a female. Or was that the attempted joke?

Once I started it while it was in gear, pulled the clutch in to start then let it out right after. Bike lurched forward and tipped over. Doh.

That's the best I got. The rest of my "blond moments" happen at the track.

the chi · 06-15-2010, 09:16 PM

This falls under "things you dont want to tell your fellow TWF'ers"...

Porkchop · 06-15-2010, 09:21 PM

It was actually very recent. I have been used to riding my R6 and other sportbikes with single sided exhausts. The second day I had my VF, I came in from a ride and threw down the kickstand. When I put my left foot down, I leaned the bike to the left and bent down to look at the right side of the motor, forgetting that the VF has dual exhausts that exit about calf level. As I leaned farther, the can pressed right into the the inside of my leg. It cooked my skin about the size of 2 golf balls. It has been 3 weeks now and it is just starting to lose color and soften back up....

Particle Man · 06-15-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Only if you're referring to a female. Or was that the attempted joke?

Once I started it while it was in gear, pulled the clutch in to start then let it out right after. Bike lurched forward and tipped over. Doh.

That's the best I got. The rest of my "blond moments" happen at the track.

Oh well, it was a joke

Dave · 06-15-2010, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi

This falls under "things you dont want to tell your fellow TWF'ers"...

had to go get some mail from the folks house which is less than a mile away, jumped on the 450 which hasnt been used in months and didnt check shit. turns out the front was practically flat. first corner was def exciting

im chalking it up to a learning experience

Tmall · 06-15-2010, 11:49 PM

Just the other day, I couldn't remember if I had to shift up or down for the next gear. I actually had to think about it for a few second before I took my chances with up..

06-15-2010, 06:47 PM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Blond Moments Whats your blond moment? Reason I ask is for no good reason I nearly dropped my bike today while trying to put down the right side kickstand __________________

06-15-2010, 07:22 PM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	doesn't "blonde" have an "e" at the end of it? __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

06-15-2010, 09:21 PM	#7
Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	It was actually very recent. I have been used to riding my R6 and other sportbikes with single sided exhausts. The second day I had my VF, I came in from a ride and threw down the kickstand. When I put my left foot down, I leaned the bike to the left and bent down to look at the right side of the motor, forgetting that the VF has dual exhausts that exit about calf level. As I leaned farther, the can pressed right into the the inside of my leg. It cooked my skin about the size of 2 golf balls. It has been 3 weeks now and it is just starting to lose color and soften back up.... __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

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06-15-2010, 07:10 PM	#2
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	thats just straight up fucking retarded.

06-15-2010, 11:49 PM	#10
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Just the other day, I couldn't remember if I had to shift up or down for the next gear. I actually had to think about it for a few second before I took my chances with up..