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Old 07-07-2010, 09:02 PM   #1
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Default Best and Worst 'Free Gifts'

Alrighty, so I'm the marketing director for a credit union and I have to save the world in a week by increasing our new accounts volume. Nobody likes moving their finances around and dealing with anything like that...but every once in a while folks will do it because if they open a new account, they get a 'free gift.'

What the heck am I supposed to give away as a free gift?

What are the best and worst 'free gifts' you've gotten before? Help!
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:04 PM   #2
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Screw gifts, cash is king. $100 at least. Or a promotional savings rate.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:06 PM   #3
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This is true... just did that though. Come on, don't you want a toaster?
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:21 PM   #4
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Document holder? There are a lot of people on the hunt for a job now that could use an updated one. Just avoid plastering the credit unions logo all over it if you go that route.

Other options: USB thumb drive, umbrella, duffel bag (half the people at my gym have a freebie from somewhere).
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:38 PM   #5
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STD's I'd say are the worst free gift by far....


But I can only imagine because I never recieved any. I need to read the stipulations of the thread a little more clearly next time.
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:51 PM   #6
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:07 PM   #7
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Ipod? GPS? What kinda scratch are we talkin?
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Ipod? GPS? What kinda scratch are we talkin?


Shit, thats more than $100. I got $50 to open my ca.
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:14 PM   #9
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STD's I'd say are the worst free gift by far....


But I can only imagine because I never recieved any. I need to read the stipulations of the thread a little more clearly next time.
Depends...
Some times its worth the STD's. As long as they can cure it...
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Private time w/the marketing director
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