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Old 11-18-2011, 09:41 PM   #1
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Default So many Penn state jokes

I laughed the whole time watching this episode.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full...-the-poor-kid#


Two Penn state officials walk into a butt.

Ok. WOuld you rather go to a Neverland Ranch or Penn state?

I'm looking at your files and I can see that you have been morally, physically, and mentally abused. O wait....that's the Penn state gazette.

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Old 11-18-2011, 11:26 PM   #2
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Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as school is letting out..a teacher approaches him and asks "Which child are you here to pick up?"..to which Sandusky replies.."I don't care...Surprise Me"...

It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.

Overheard in a conversation about the Sandusky scandal,
Q:"How did this whole thing leak out anyway?" A:"One of the boys farted."

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:32 AM   #3
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my son went to penn state to be a tight end
he came home a wide receiver
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:02 AM   #4
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If a old lady that likes younger men is called a cougar, is a older man that likes younger men called a nittany lion??
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