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Old 11-02-2012, 11:28 AM   #1
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:32 AM   #2
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:33 AM   #3
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dang, locked down already!
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:34 AM   #4
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Need a nigga for what ever reason? New service called Rent A Nigga.

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Kid getting bullied at school? Rent a few niggas to walk him or her to school for a couple of days.

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Old 11-02-2012, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:31 PM   #6
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The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:01 AM   #7
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The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".
Given his profile pic is him takin a shit in a new(ish) prison cell....yeah, likely
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:06 AM   #8
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next: rent to own plans!
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:45 AM   #9
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next: rent to own plans!
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:53 PM   #10
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I can bet you my rentals from DC would whip the ass of any other cities rentals.
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