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Old 06-10-2009, 04:03 PM   #171
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My wife watches that god damn John and Kate plus 8 show. In the beginning there is a picture of her belly when she was 9 months pregnant with the 6 babies. I bet her belly looks like a well used bean bag chair now.
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:07 PM   #172
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Stretch marks and "cottage cheese" as someone put it aren't really all that disgusting to me. The health and over all make up of a person is what determine s their attractiveness to me. A lot of it has to do with genetics and women and men do not store their fat the same way. A women at 125 lbs can have cellulite, but men at 400 lbs don't.

Minor physical imperfections aren't disgusting to me. Overly critical people are....
Once you start getting into cottage cheese territory you start dipping into markers of overall health and lifestyle (including dietary habits and physicality).

As you get older imperfections are to be expected but when it shows up at a young age.
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:12 PM   #173
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More like a freaking basketball!



Oh yeah, I saw that. She got a tummy tuck (care of some rich plastic surgeon's wife who donated her husband's services to Kate).
That shit gets watched in the bed room, if at all in my house, so I wouldn't know but I'd guess that surgery was involved. I tell you one thing for free, I am God damn sick of all these stupid "reality" shows that are on now!!! Loggers, midgets, fishermen, truckers, bike builders, wrecker drivers, bitches that have way too many brats, washed up celebrities, tattoo parlors, obese people, etc And this is on the so-called "learning/discovery" channels. What the fuck am I learning here watching some midget ride a Harley? I honestly don't understand how people can watch this shit?!? I'd rather watch the episode of Scooby Doo where the gang teams up with Don Knots for the 1000th time!!!
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:22 PM   #174
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That shit gets watched in the bed room, if at all in my house, so I wouldn't know but I'd guess that surgery was involved. I tell you one thing for free, I am God damn sick of all these stupid "reality" shows that are on now!!! Loggers, midgets, fishermen, truckers, bike builders, wrecker drivers, bitches that have way too many brats, washed up celebrities, tattoo parlors, obese people, etc And this is on the so-called "learning/discovery" channels. What the fuck am I learning here watching some midget ride a Harley? I honestly don't understand how people can watch this shit?!? I'd rather watch the episode of Scooby Doo where the gang teams up with Don Knots for the 1000th time!!!
That is why I haven't really been terribly upset about not having cable or satellite TV for the last year and some change. Other than not having Speed TV, but even then I'm not missing out on much.

I do miss the Food Network though.
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:23 PM   #175
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That shit gets watched in the bed room, if at all in my house, so I wouldn't know but I'd guess that surgery was involved. I tell you one thing for free, I am God damn sick of all these stupid "reality" shows that are on now!!! Loggers, midgets, fishermen, truckers, bike builders, wrecker drivers, bitches that have way too many brats, washed up celebrities, tattoo parlors, obese people, etc And this is on the so-called "learning/discovery" channels. What the fuck am I learning here watching some midget ride a Harley? I honestly don't understand how people can watch this shit?!? I'd rather watch the episode of Scooby Doo where the gang teams up with Don Knots for the 1000th time!!!
The logging and fisherman shows arent bad, at least its guys out doing a job, not some sort of circus side show like octomom or the housewives of whatever, or D-list celebs looking for some sort of attention on a reality show.
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:32 PM   #176
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What's funny is that you probably look fabulous but are self-conscious, meanwhile some heffer with road maps and an Otis Spunkmeyer flaunts that shit everywhere she goes!!!
You're back on my good side. That shit is funny.
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Old 06-10-2009, 08:00 PM   #177
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You're back on my good side. That shit is funny.
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Old 06-10-2009, 08:03 PM   #178
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I guess this should be renamed "the postwhore thread"? lol

Lack of collagen is what causes the skin to start sagging and lose its elasticity. Exercise, sleep, and good diet is the only thing you can do to help your body produce more collagen, but after your teenage years the amount produced starts to go down. Using collagen "creams" isn't going to help, it has to be produced internally by your own body.

Whether or not this has anything to do with stretch marks I don't know, but I wouldn't doubt it.

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Old 06-10-2009, 08:12 PM   #179
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I guess this should be renamed "the postwhore thread"? lol

Lack of collagen is what causes the skin to start sagging and lose its elasticity. Exercise, sleep, and good diet is the only thing you can do to help your body produce more collagen, but after your teenage years the amount produced starts to go down. Using collagen "creams" isn't going to help, it has to be produced internally by your own body.

Whether or not this has anything to do with stretch marks I don't know, but I wouldn't doubt it.
That was very informative and insightful...and thus totally inappropriate for this thread...FAIL!!!!!
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